High Gravity

Some high gravity fashion choices from our pals over at Steel Reserve.
There's also a Sparks T-shirt under the hat.

Sparks Swag

An exceptional promotional product representing a quality beverage product,

It's the Sparks plasma-lamp.

Sparks with Caffeine

On the outside chance that you have actually been checking this blog over the past month or so, only to dejectedly realize again and again that I haven't create any new posts, I owe you an apology. I've been feeling really slack in the energy department lately. And surprisingly sober.

But all that is about to change...

Awww yeah! It's a Sparks promo-pack from the Steel Brewing label of MillerCoors LLC!

Packed with a sealed can each of Sparks, Sparks Lite, and Sparks Plus, plus a bonus mini-can and, yeah, let's include a 24-ounce Steel Reserve 211 while were at it.

What's even better, these pre-date the late 2008 decision to take the caffeine and taurine out of Sparks.  They don't make 'em like this anymore.

More great posts featuring memorable Steel Brewing company promo items coming this week, so keep it bookmarked, chump.

Altoids Tins

Just a small selection of the seemingly endless varieties of empty Altoids tins that would await you at the Junk Store... if I didn't hoard them all for myself.

Good Grief

Apparently, Kewpie is a popular Japanese brand of Mayonnaise that has more savory umami flavor. Look it up.