New In Box

Can you even fathom the inhuman restraint it took for me to not take these beautiful, new, still in original packaging toys and action figures home with me to add to my ever growing man-child nostalgia collection?

No, you can't.

Face It

Commander-In-Chia

Celebrate President's Day the dignified way... by growing an afro of sprouts on a bust of our current president, Barack Obama.

I just noticed that this says: Chia Obama "Determined"!




...and here is your official link: ChiaObama.com

Junkstagram update

If you aren't following "thejunkpirate" on Instagram, you are missing out on all sorts of awesomely composed pictures of strange and interesting crap. Like these:

If you don't have access to Instagram because you're still using a flip phone, then I feel bad for you.

Tabs

I'm pretty stoked when a garbage collection comes in pre-jarred.

Saves me the energy of having to jar it myself.

Double Trouble

Sorry I haven't posted any new blogs recently but somebody donated two big, plastic bottles of Wolfschmidt Vodka and I don't really remember what happened after that.

Totally Appropriate Squirting Products for Children

Both new in their original packaging! The Tricky Squirt Cigarette (with realistic "Mrdheao" design) and Dr. Squirt (Fun for Everyone).