Two Fathoms

I was tossing a bunch of grade school book reports into the trash the other day when I noticed this illustrated cover on one of them. Can you guess who it is?

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
It's Mark Twain, you idiot.

Now, if you really think you are smart, try to decipher the title of this blog post.
The first person to leave a comment correctly explaining it wins a free issue of Junk Pirate zine (if I can figure out how to get your address to mail it to)!

Loomy