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September 7th, 2012 at Book Zoo

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I apologize to anyone looking through the older posts on the Tales From the Junk Store blog who noticed that basically every image is not loading. I have a large team of monkeys working in 8 hour shifts around the clock to get all the images back up.
Seriously, all the pictures from the beginning until mid-2010 (about 200 posts) have to be found and replaced by hand. And these monkeys aren't really easy to train.

So, to prevent this type of thing from ever happening again, a nice gentleman who lives behind the storage lockers across the street sold me this premium internet server...

Brown Rice

Meanwhile, on the Games shelf...

5 of the many, many, many types of Monopoly that we see everyday here at the Junk Store.

Classics: Viking Booze

I figured I would end this dazed week of drug-induced donation madness with a classic pic from the Junk Store Archives... the Swedish Booze set.

This photo comes from long ago and is the earliest record of a booze donation to the Junk Store. Apparently I didn't know how to focus a camera back then.

So, I hope you enjoyed getting faded with me this past week. Keep on donating your unwanted inappropriate consumables to your local thrift store and always designate a driver.

Flesh of the Gods

After the intensity of a triple threat of pills, drank, and liquid morphine (as seen in the previous posts), this image of a rare book about shrooms seem pretty lightweight.

Still a cool book image worth posting, though.

Ease the Pain

Morphine?!?
Really? Someone donated Morphine?!?

I enjoy the jovial nature of all these drugs posts, and a forgotten roach in a bottom of a donation of markers will give me a smile, but, come on! An unopened bottle of liquid morphine?!? Get it together, people.

Syzurp

And while we're recklessly ingesting expired habit-forming drugs that weren't prescribed to us, pass me a styrofoam cup...

Generic for Loaded

The weekend might be over, but we aren't going to work today because we just took a handful of slightly expired narcotic pharmaceuticals.

No kidding, someone included some Percocet and Norco pills in there stapler and paperclip donation. Thanks, buddy.

I don't do drugs, so I immediately gave these to the Jammer, who, I assume, delivered them to the police for safe disposal. 

Whip It Good

You could use this sealed NO2 cartridge and dispenser to make up some delicious whipped cream topping.

Or you can do like the Jammer and turn the sorting room into your own private parking lot at a Grateful Dead show.

Tetrahydrofuckyea

Maybe you like the cool vibes of a good weed buzz, but smoking ain't your thing. Mellow out, man. There's probably still a few drops of this mint THC spray you can suck out of this thing.

Addicted to Junk

This weekend we are going to get soooo wasted on drugs and drug related donation photos.

So sit on the floor, turn on the black light, put the soothing sounds of Iron Butterfly on the Hi-Fi, make sure you have a trusted friends nearby to guide you in case things get a little rough, and prepare for take off. 

First things first: A bong and a hookah. No big deal, man.

Authentic Blu-Ray Donation Confirmed

Another Junk Store barrier gets broken as a fully functioning, complete-with-packaging and all-discs-included Blu-Ray gets donated.

Now what's a guy got to do to get some PS3 games donated?