Lifelike Mannequin

I don't know what it is, but I just can't seem to take my eyes off this mannequin.

Must be the hat.

Happy Birthday Jesus

Celebrate the true meaning of Christmas (or as I like to call it, X-Mas), with some portraits of Jesus from deep in the Junk Pirate photo archive.

This collection of Jesuses (Jesi?) features velvet, lil framer, and your contemporary dark skinned Jesus. And a small hookah in there too to make your spirits bright.

Foam Fingaz

For a minute we saved all the interesting 'Foam Fingers' that got donated, but we got bored after 5 of them and went back to hoarding pencil sharpeners and vintage markers.

Parking Tokens from Heaven!

Never pay for parking at the one specific lot that still uses these specific parking tokens, if it even still exists, and you can find it, again!

Finish Him!

The entire Mortal Kombat series on SNES.