Oct 27, 2011

Hag-tion Figure

Welp. It's finally happened.
A Craft Hag action figure.

Complete with lavender shirt, jangley jewelry, hag-bag, perma-frown, and messy grey hair.

Now all they need to do is make the deluxe 12" figure with authentic "reek-of-perfume" scent, removable-hag jacket, and pre-programed sound clips like "You're measuring the fabric all wrong!", and "You're prices used to be much cheaper."
Tan Volvo or light blue Prius sold separately.

Oct 24, 2011

Dialing While Intoxicated

It's the Jim Beam (or in this case, simply "Beam") 1928 French Cradle Telephone...
filled with 750 ml of 80-proof sweet brown. Aged to perfection since 1979, they heyday of bootles shaped like other objects.

Oct 19, 2011

Rush Order

Human Blood box (made of paperboard) for when it absolutely must get there by the end of the week. Personally, I usually ship my blood via media mail rate, so I can save some money.

Oct 11, 2011

Digital Music Players of Long Ago

This 19th century iPod showed up (complete with firewire connection) a while back and, low-and-behold, my computer is ancient enough to be compatible. So I loaded it up with all my favorite dinosaur rock classics (a whopping 2 gigs worth), ran it into the stereo through a cassette adapter, and now I'm rocking Mississippi Queen on repeat non-stop. 

Oct 5, 2011

The Graveyard

Let us unearth some more recent (or, actually, these are from a while ago and I'm just not posting things very rapidly these days) carnage...

Honestly, these are, like, just a fraction of the bone / skull / insect genre of donation that were getting. I rarely even bother to take pictures of them anymore.

Oct 1, 2011


Not as exciting when compared to some of these other taxidermy, bug, and bone donations, but still pretty odd when taken within it's thrift store context is this: