Feb 29, 2012

New In Box

Can you even fathom the inhuman restraint it took for me to not take these beautiful, new, still in original packaging toys and action figures home with me to add to my ever growing man-child nostalgia collection?











No, you can't.

Feb 20, 2012

Commander-In-Chia


Celebrate President's Day the dignified way... by growing an afro of sprouts on a bust of our current president, Barack Obama.

I just noticed that this says: Chia Obama "Determined"!




...and here is your official link: ChiaObama.com

Feb 16, 2012

Junkstagram update

If you aren't following "thejunkpirate" on Instagram, you are missing out on all sorts of awesomely composed pictures of strange and interesting crap. Like these:










If you don't have access to Instagram because you're still using a flip phone, then I feel bad for you.

Feb 13, 2012

Tabs

I'm pretty stoked when a garbage collection comes in pre-jarred.


Saves me the energy of having to jar it myself.

Feb 10, 2012

Double Trouble


Sorry I haven't posted any new blogs recently but somebody donated two big, plastic bottles of Wolfschmidt Vodka and I don't really remember what happened after that.

Feb 6, 2012

Totally Appropriate Squirting Products for Children



Both new in their original packaging! The Tricky Squirt Cigarette (with realistic "Mrdheao" design) and Dr. Squirt (Fun for Everyone).