Apr 27, 2014
Apr 9, 2014
Unruly customers are about to feel the wrath of the numb-chucks, yo!
Collapsible heavy steel nunchukas complete with quick-draw belt holster. Time to crack some skulls... most likely my own.
Maybe I should get a little practice in first with this handy-dandy instructional chart:
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Apr 4, 2014
Apr 1, 2014
The Jammer and I have worked together sorting junk for well over a decade. We've seen countless coworkers, bosses, and regular customers come and go. We've relocated the Junk Store to a new location, helped launch new Junk programs, seen other collapse, and have witnessed the rebirth of the Heap several thousand times. Change alone is unchanging. That and this thing...
I don't know what this thing is. I don't know what it is supposed to be. I don't know who made it, why they made it, and when it was donated to the Junk Store. All I know is that through thick and thin, purges and clear-outs, OSHA inspections and rodent infestations, this thing is still hanging on the sorting room wall.