Classics: The Old Comb and Stab

Just chilling here combing my hair all innocent-like and suddenly...

STAB STAB Plastic STAB!


A modern follow up to this Junk Pirate classic... the old "Measure and Stab":

Cursive

Cursive Dymo Labelmaker.

You want it but you can't have it.

Reminds me of the cursive typewriter (which was subsequently possessed by the Jammer, whom proceeded to get gum stuck in the rollers).

At The Love-In

Authentic "60's Love Beads"

Bad Monkeys!

Honey Bears

I'm always scanning the incoming donation boxes, bags, bins, store shelves, and random piles of junk looking for a new plastic squeezable honey bear for this collection. Then I just while away the hours checking out all the variations in fur patterns, facial expressions, paw placement, dispenser tops, labels,  opacity, and size.

Then I make a display box fine art piece like this:

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Strangely enough, I keep my personal honey stash in a plain glass jar.

Damn This Heap!

Sort one box and two take its place!

I hate to complain that folks are giving us too much stuff, but these days I'm barely keeping my head above water. 

Bless Its Pointed Little Head

I turn my back for two seconds to flip the record and in the meanwhile Big Merl yoinks this psychedelic fruit from the frame stack...

It's all framed and signed by Grace Slick!

And now for a Jefferson Airplane song that isn't White Rabbit or Somebody To Love: