Hag-tion Figure

Welp. It's finally happened.
A Craft Hag action figure.

Complete with lavender shirt, jangley jewelry, hag-bag, perma-frown, and messy grey hair.

Now all they need to do is make the deluxe 12" figure with authentic "reek-of-perfume" scent, removable-hag jacket, and pre-programed sound clips like "You're measuring the fabric all wrong!", and "You're prices used to be much cheaper."
Tan Volvo or light blue Prius sold separately.