Jun 14, 2012

Two Fathoms

I was tossing a bunch of grade school book reports into the trash the other day when I noticed this illustrated cover on one of them. Can you guess who it is?



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It's Mark Twain, you idiot.


Now, if you really think you are smart, try to decipher the title of this blog post.
The first person to leave a comment correctly explaining it wins a free issue of Junk Pirate zine (if I can figure out how to get your address to mail it to)!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ok, if I remember correctly, the term 'mark twain' means that the water is two fathoms deep. I think that Samuel Clemens was a riverboat captain at one point in his life, and that's where he heard that term.

If I'm actually right about that, my email address is belochka.loves.you at gmail dot com.

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Junk Pirate Pete said...

The top comment wins! I'll be sending out a Junk Pirate prize package right away!