Jul 12, 2008

Bottle-O-Bees

Did you know that the worldwide population of honey bees is dramatically disappearing? What is happening? Where are they going? What is driving them away? The mystery got even deeper when this bottle of dead bees showed up:


Actually, the donation was really just a crusty box of dead bees, but we put 'em in a bottle, cuz, you know, everything looks better in a bottle.
I tell you what, if you want to make your whack-ass collection of garbage stand out in the heap, put that shit in a glass bottle or jar. Putting stuff in jars took my Junk Pirate lifestyle to a whole new level.

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