Nov 20, 2008

Holier Than Thou

Boo-yeah! Coming straight outta the Holy Land and all up in your grill is the triple threat of religious relics to cleanse your dirty, dirty soul: Pure Olive Oil from the Holyland, Holy Earth from Bethlehem, and a vial of Holy Water from Jordan River to wash it all down. 
Enjoy these and I'll see you in Hell (from Heaven).

1 comment:

Mr. Sean said...

WHOAH! Have you encountered the aggressive Israeli beauty products kiosks in your local shopping mall (Hilltop maybe?) yet? They're insane & apparently as universal as the Peruvian pipe bands. By they way, i'm a READER of this blog. I just don't comment on EVERY post.