Sep 27, 2009

a Slinky by any other name

Check out this gold plated "Executive Puzzle":

  • Great Stress Reliever
  • Unique Memo Holder
  • Attractive Oak Base
  • Engraveable Brass Plate

Give me a break! "Executive Puzzle" my ass! I know a Slinky when I see one. And exactly how is this a "puzzle" at all?!?

I actually think this would be a cool thing for some high-powered CEO to have on his desk. And employees would say, "Hey, is that a golden Slinky?". And the boss would say, "I'll have you know it's an Executive Puzzle and I use it to uniquely hold my memos. You're fired!"

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