Tales from the Dork Side: vintage Star Wars Poncho!
Check it out... Vintage 1977 Star Wars Darth Vader Fun Poncho, with mask and hood, new in the package!
Waterproof. Flame. Retarded. Vinyl.
You might think that as both a lifelong Star Wars fan (ok, Jar-Jar kind of ruined it), as well as a refined afficiando of vintage thrift store goods, I would take great care to not remove or damage the new-in-package condition of this fine collectible...