Donation Proclamations Now Created Via Mobile Application

Thanks to a new "app" that appears to actually sort of work, I now have the ability to publish astounding Junk Store images and clever banter to this blog from my "smart" telephone while "on the clock". *

This should result in about, oh, let's say 15% more posts featuring about 65% less selectiveness of content.

 *This specific post, however, was not made using the Blogger app.