Jan 13, 2009

Keepin' It Real

These guns may look real to you, me, and the cops, but I can assure you they are just toys... fucked up toys. The little metal cowboy revolver is a childhood classic, but these other two are good enough to get you rich quick or die trying.

This bulky blaster actually has one of those neon red tips that somebody (wasn't me, I promise) painted black. It even has a chamber that opens with fake plastic bullets when you really want to trick the cops into using deadly force.

Now this guy is just awesome. It is just a straight-up water gun. Other than the trigger and the little plastic cap that covers where you fill it, there are no moving parts. Yet, this is probably the most realistic gun in the entire Junk Store Arsenal. Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

Check out all the amazing and fucked-up things I see in the donations to the Junk Store where I work. 


nilssmith@hotmail.com said...

Hey, hope you reply.
That water gun, or even one that looks like a gun in the shape, is excactly what i need. Im making a movie, and here in norway we cant find any waterguns online or in the shops that doesn't look futuristic.
Where could i get those?

The Junk Pirate said...

You can pry this and all of my toy gun collection out of my cold, dead hands.

JukeboxWendy said...

Are you dead yet? I desperately need one for my theatre production.

The Junk Pirate said...

Despite my lack of a quick response to your comment, I am, in fact, not dead yet.
I am, however, considering doing a rental type thing with my growing arsenal of realistic toy guns.

I imagine these things come up for sale on eBay occasionally. Or very real prop guns. Or you could even get one of the air-compression guns that are kinda real but you don't need a license for them.

Stay tuned...