Nice try, Steve Jobs, but here is something your fancy iPod Touch can't do...
...Be a large plastic robot that plays 8-track cassettes tapes, and whose eye light up in rhythm to the music.
If, like me, you want to know all about 2-XL (for instance, is he double-extra large?), this video will explain everything:
"Adult can't resist him." ...Playboy
For about a week in 2009, 2-XL was on Twitter.